sadetsycats: See, the problem with this is, I barrack for Richmond. Always have, always will. And their team colours are yellow and black. But despite knowing this, you went ahead with ORANGE. From which I can only conclude you do not care about my feelings in the slightest. So from now on, I am going to lick your eyeball with my sand-papery tongue every morning at 5:20am.

sadetsycats:

See, the problem with this is, I barrack for Richmond. Always have, always will. And their team colours are yellow and black. But despite knowing this, you went ahead with ORANGE. From which I can only conclude you do not care about my feelings in the slightest. So from now on, I am going to lick your eyeball with my sand-papery tongue every morning at 5:20am.

sadetsycats: Every fucking dropkick thinks it’s cool to celebrate St Patrick’s Day by dressing up like a dickhead. Why did you have to include me in it? If I had opposing digits I’d grab a pen and scrawl “KILL ME NOW” on that fucking hatband.

sadetsycats:

Every fucking dropkick thinks it’s cool to celebrate St Patrick’s Day by dressing up like a dickhead. Why did you have to include me in it? If I had opposing digits I’d grab a pen and scrawl “KILL ME NOW” on that fucking hatband.

(via caitttt)

(via caitttt)

ianbrooks: love-and-radiation: super-heroine: you know who you are. Yes I do. They may be underselling the porn section just a smidgen, but otherwise this is correct.

ianbrooks:

love-and-radiation:

super-heroine:

you know who you are.

Yes I do.

They may be underselling the porn section just a smidgen, but otherwise this is correct.